So we don't actually have any bands signed or any CDs out, but we'll make you a tape of any 6-20 songs you like for a lot cheaper than buying the CDs of all of those bands just to listen to one song on each one.

We're also teaming up with Zero Budget Films (who are big liars, they spent 50 bucks on their studio equipment) and making music videos and bootlegs of concerts (just kidding! We wouldn't do anything illegal!!) So if you have a band that needs a video, as long as you aren't going to sell out to MTV, we'll make it for you for a very low cost. It will be even lower if you're a punk or classic rock band, or at least play some kind of music we like.

Next concert video: Warped Tour 2000 (if it doesn't have too many rap "artists")

Stay tuned for the WOODSTOCK 2004: The Official Video!

When our boss here at Chainsaw Records, who plays bass, drums, and guitar, finally gets a band together (which will probably be a one-woman band), and gets a recording studio in San Francisco (none of these people actually live in San Francisco yet) or Melbourne, Australia, then we'll actually have some legal CDs out for you!

If you want to record a CD with us on a stupid 4-track (a lot cheaper than in a studio!!) or get your music video made, e-mail ZeroBudgetFilms@hotmail.com or Aussiepunx@aol.com or Bad_Religion999@start.com.au

We now make bumper stickers and labels!! But that doesn't mean we'll let you buy any! Actually we have a lot of slogans, which when we're done making all of them we'll scan them and put em up but then we might have to run (yet again) for copyright infringement. But anyway, if you have a cool slogan you want to see on a bumpersticker or label or even a T-shirt, email it to us at Bad_Religion999@start.com.au and we'll either make it for you (if you want to pay hahahahaha) or we'll add it to our collection of slogans and market it and give you a percent of the profit.

31/03/05 09:21:46 AM