Poptart Blowtorches
DISCLAIMER: I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL IN THE FIELD OF PYROMANIAS AND PYROTECHNICS. DO NOT TRY THIS, YOU MAY RECEIVE LARGE BURNS AND MAY ASPHYXIATE. I REPEAT DO NOT TRY THIS.
Materials Needed:
1 Toaster
1 Package of (2) Frosted Strawberry POPTARTS
1 Large Strip of Duct Tape
Procedure:
Step 1: Find outlet at least 10 feet from a structure to plug toaster into. (Fuse may go out in plug and may need to be re-switched)
Step 2: Place 1 Package of (2) Frosted Strawberry POPTARTS into toaster.
Step 3: Ductape down toaster lever so it cannot popup.
Step 4: Grab a chair and watch, flames will emit after approximately 10 minutes.
CAUTION: Toaster will most likely
not work after this procedure and if the flames reach the power
cord unplug immediately!